Stabbing Vaginas Isn't A Fun Pre-Super Bowl Game Conan O'Brien


Football's irredeemable barbarism, glorification of war, and (now conscious) habit of putting big strong men into early graves makes the whole thing thoroughly unwatchable for me. I don't like violent video games for similar reasons. So, it came as a big, huge, giant shock that I enjoyed this Conan O'Brien Show clip… » 2/01/15 3:15pm 37 minutes ago

Mike Huckabee Totally Has "Friends Who Are Gay" 

Mike Huckabee was on television this morning and went full Huckabee. The former Arkansas governor appeared on CNN's State of the Union this morning where he had a lot to say! Well, mostly he just talked about how gay people are totally ruining America. First he said that being gay was a lifestyle choice, just like… » 2/01/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Bobbi Kristina Brown in Medically Induced Coma

After being found slumped over in a bathtub yesterday, Bobbie Kristina Brown was rushed to North Fulton hospital where, according to reports, she was revived. TMZ reports that Brown was placed in a medically induced coma. "Obviously we all know her mom died this very same way," said Lisa Holland of the Roswell PD.… » 2/01/15 10:45am Today 10:45am

Serena Williams Wins Australian Open Just Like We Said She Would

As promised by me and delivered by tennis queen Serena Williams, the lid was in fact blown off the Australian Open. And that is because Williams - the world number one - won. Williams earned her 19th Grand Slam title early this morning by beating Russia's Maria Sharapova, (the world number two). This was the 16th time… » 1/31/15 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Donald Trump Upset And Confused By Lady Ghostbusters Movie

Something I've always admired about Donald Trump is that he's a really relaxed guy. Sometimes when I'm in yoga and the instructor tells me to channel someone zen, I choose Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump is a very reasonable, calming force in my life, in all our lives really. Like remember all those times he… » 1/31/15 5:45pm Yesterday 5:45pm

Lesbian Legislator Gets Death Threats After Considering Exposing Affairs

Representative Patricia Todd of Birmingham, Alabama has recently received death threats after threatening to expose the extramarital affairs of colleagues. She singled out those who responded to the federal court ruling striking down Alabama's constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage with "family values." » 1/31/15 5:15pm Yesterday 5:15pm

Rashida Jones Says Porn Is 'Fulfilling a Male Fantasy' 


Rashida Jones doesn't think women are deriving pleasure from amateur porn. "It's performative, women aren't feeling joy from it," Jones said last week on a panel at Sundance while promoting Hot Girls Wanted, a documentary she produced on the amateur porn industry. "This would be a whole different conversation if… » 1/31/15 4:15pm Yesterday 4:15pm

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Are Getting Married 

Johnny Depp is getting married. A source (!) told People magazine that Depp will marry actress Amber Heard. The couple met during the filming of Rum Diaries in 2011 and, according to gossip, began dating after Depp and Vanessa Paradis split. Other information gleaned: the couple got engaged over the holidays, there… » 1/31/15 3:30pm Yesterday 3:30pm

How Long Do Your Relationships Typically Last, and Is That On Purpose?

Sometimes relationships end quickly for obvious reasons: Too much fighting. Or maybe he likes the band MAGIC! But when all goes well, have you ever noticed a recurring length for your relationships? Have you ever considered imposing one? Singer and actress Jill Scott did, and it's six months. Let's discuss. » 1/31/15 2:45pm Yesterday 2:45pm

Bobbi Kristina Brown Found Unresponsive, Revived at Hospital 

Bobbie Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston, was found unresponsive in a bathtub in a home in a Roswell, GA subdivision this morning at 10:30. According to early reports, police say that her husband and a friend found Brown and began CPR. When police arrived on the scene, they began… » 1/31/15 1:00pm Yesterday 1:00pm