Uma Thurman is onboard to play Anita Bryant in a biopic of the very troubled and very hateful woman. I love you, Uma, but I'm gonna have to throw orange at the screen — you know that, right?
At this Saturday's Intel International Science and Engineering Fair, brilliant teenager Eesha Khare from Saratoga, CA, won $50,000 for inventing a supercapacitor that could one day charge your phone battery in 20 to 30 seconds. My phone is always dying in important situations (Angry Birds), so I AM READY.
Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest. As in, I'm drooling now, and my butthole is really, really loose, and I'm losing all perspective, and who are these poor gay guys?!
We know you've always wondered what it would be like to get the chance to snoop through Nicolas Cage's house; VICE did it for you and found, among other things, a pair of old long underwear, a fireman's helmet and not one but two whips.
The great thing about taking big chances when you’re younger is you have less to lose, and you don’t know as much. So you take big swings. — And more annotated wisdom from Amy Poehler.
SANTA MONICA, CA - MAY 19: General atmosphere at 'Arrested Development' Bluth Stair Car at Santa Monica Pier on May 19, 2013 in Santa Monica, California.
Has more than one person gifted you this toy? Then you probably need this solar powered toy. Also, you are the best kind of person; never stop doing you. (Well, until your cats eventually eat you.)