Makeup's Dirty Little Secret: Covering the Scars of Abuse

Two days before CoverGirl, the NFL's "official beauty partner," was forced to respond to the league's handling of the Ray Rice case, I helped three girls on the internet find concealer to cover up their bruises and self-harm scars. I often write about beauty and makeup, and sometimes women will email me and ask me in… » 9/23/14 1:10pm 51 minutes ago

YES, QUEEN: Emma Thompson Singing Sweeney Todd Is Everything

Mrs. Lovett, the accomplice to murder and enabler of cannibalism in Stephen Sondheim's Sweeney Todd, is a difficult role to play and not just because of the dark content and challenging score, but because it was originated by Angela Lansbury — keeper of our hearts — and no one can ever hold a candle to her. If anyone… » 9/23/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

Netflix Launches Spoiler Alert Site to Help Ruin Everything For You

Just like Billy Crystal in When Harry Met Sally, some people like to read the last page of the book first ("That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends," Harry tells Sally). For some, it makes it easier to get through a story knowing what you're going to end up with. Not everybody can handle the stress… » 9/23/14 10:40am Today 10:40am

Three-Breasted Woman's 3rd Boob Looks Fake as Hell in Video Interview

When the story of Jasmine Tridevil, a young woman who claims she dropped $20,000 on several surgeries to install a third breast in her chest, went viral, a local Florida news team took it upon themselves to get down to the bottom of it. By asking to see it. » 9/23/14 10:20am Today 10:20am

SNL's Ana Gasteyer Apologizes to Martha Stewart for Impersonating Her

On Monday night's episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers, Ana Gasteyer apologized to Martha Stewart for the impersonations she did of the cooking queen during her years on Saturday Night Live. But Martha (being Martha) didn't let Gasteyer get the last word – she popped in to make a beautiful meal in 11 minutes and say… » 9/23/14 10:00am Today 10:00am

End of an Era: Kris Jenner Files for Divorce from Bruce

Eleven months after announcing their split, Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially getting divorced — Kris filed the paperwork on Monday. RIP, America's favorite (?) couple. We will all miss watching Bruce make vaguely annoyed faces while Kris swoops about, scouring the face of earth for attention. » 9/23/14 9:20am Today 9:20am

A Guide to "Prank" vs. Plain Asshole

Another idiotic "prank" made headlines today, and once again the moron behind it still doesn't understand what the word prank means. Sam Pepper isn't the first person who misuses the word prank to get Internet fame, and he certainly won't be the last. Do these guys (and they tend to be men) truly not understand what… » 9/22/14 11:34pm Yesterday 11:34pm

Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face

Caption This: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge plays a games console with young people as he visits an Access Centre for young people called Agenzija Appogg during an official visit to Malta on September 21, 2014 in Valletta, Malta. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge is making an official two day visit to Malta as a… » 9/22/14 11:11pm Yesterday 11:11pm

Restaurant Customers Who Didn't Expect Karma to Kick Their Ass

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today we bring you stories of customers who were wrong in thinking they were too important for karma to punch them in the balls. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers. » 9/22/14 9:46pm Yesterday 9:46pm