These Are The Assholes Who Ruined Your Wedding Dress Shopping

I really should have known better. My own wedding dress shopping experience was an excruciating nightmare — why I thought that culling through nearly 700 comments on the subject of wedding dress shopping horror stories was a thing I should do is utterly beyond me. I cried, you guys. I actually literally cried reading… » 1/29/15 3:00pm 29 minutes ago

Fifty Shades Leads Continue to Hate Each Other on the Cover of Glamour

It's been pre-established that the romantic leads of Fifty Shades of Grey--Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson—either despise each other, are so uncomfortable in each other's company that they engage with the wide-eyed terror of caged animals or—Occam's razor approach—simply have no on-camera chemistry. Their recent… » 1/29/15 1:10pm Today 1:10pm

New Man Kanye West Tells Ellen He's a Better Human Since Having North

Kanye West has so many cool friends and one of them is Ellen DeGeneres. West and his white voice appeared on her talk show on Thursday to discuss his upcoming project and how much he's changed for the better, post-North. He also debuted his music video for "The Only One," and Ellen was kind enough to spit a verse for… » 1/29/15 12:50pm Today 12:50pm

Dartmouth Will Ban Hard Liquor to Try to Curb Campus Sexual Assault

Dartmouth College, one of the many schools grappling with a publicity-unfriendly campus sexual assault problem, has unveiled a new plan to "address harmful behavior" by students. A cornerstone of that plan involves banning hard liquor from campus parties. The administration is also strongly suggesting that the… » 1/29/15 12:30pm Today 12:30pm

Andy Murray Wins Match, Notes 'Women Can Be Very Good Coaches Too'

After dramatically winning his semi-final match in the Australian Open against Tomas Berdych on Thursday, Andy Murray praised his coach Amélie Mauresmo, whom some had doubted would properly be able to lead him to victory because she is a woman. » 1/29/15 12:10pm Today 12:10pm

'United We Sit!' The Daily Show Boldly Supports Manspreading

Manspreading—which is somehow both annoying and hilarious—was handled on Wednesday's Daily Show thanks to Senior Women's Correspondent Kristen Schaal. She just wants dudes to continue their reign across the world and the seats … while showing us a bit of soft ball hair in the process. Come on, sugar balls! » 1/29/15 10:50am Today 10:50am

Watch this Coach Lead His Team Of Party Guests To Pizza Domination

We all learn from our mistakes, especially when they result in not having enough delicious pizza. Delivery guys may get stuck in snow, they may get lost — they're in no way immune to the harsh realities of February weather. Plus, there are many other factors that could cause your party experience to be, well,… » 1/23/15 12:00pm 1/23/15 12:00pm