A new exhibit at the Queen's Gallery in London is titled In Fine Style: The Art of Tudor and Stuart Fashion. It features portraits painted in the 16th and 17th century — Tudors and Stuarts, but also Italians, Spaniards and Germans.
Despite the fact that all I want in life is a daemon familiar and a wand and a sarcastic dappled mare who really gets me and violet eyes and a tower, in actuality I'm forever harping on the fact that magic isn't real. There are no magic Spanx that will turn you into Cindy Crawford. There is no magic begoggled top hat that will transport you out of the "friend zone," and there is no magic vision board that will manifest a sarcastic talking Lamborghini (that really gets you!) in your driveway while you sleep. It's just not real. Nothing is easy and nothing is free. But...what if it was? Not magic, precisely, but a workaround—a shortcut from one side of one of life's seemingly insurmountable challenges to the other. What if you could take a pill and fix your broken relationship?
Here's That Girls Porn Parody You Didn't Ask For
HBO's Girls is somewhat notorious for featuring lots of sexually explicit content: nipples! money shots! Lena Dunham peeing on the train tracks while an elderly couple looks on! If you're an aspiring pornographic film director or producer, you've probably noticed that the only thing Girls is missing is actual…
Dishwasher-turned-folk hero Charles Ramsey
Milla Jovovich Hits the Red Carpet in Sapphire Gown and Indigo Nails
That dress! Walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies and shit.
The Oldest Living American is an awesome 114-year-old lady named Jeralean Talley. She stays up 'til midnight and eats McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Click here to see her epic sunglasses and a catfish she caught last year.
Amanda Seyfried Misses Her 'Huge, Beautiful Breasts'
I've always remembered Amanda Seyfried as Karen Smith from Mean Girls, namely because of Karen's "gift" of being able to predict weather with her breasts. Maybe not as complicated a character as Cosette in Les Mis, but we've all got our favorites.
Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just 'Pro-Straight'
Homophobes have a branding problem. Most Americans now think gay sex is "acceptable" (how gracious of them) and thus are turned off by politicians and pundits who, say, compare homosexuality to pedophilia or generally think gay people are icky. Former National Organization for Marriage leader Maggie Gallagher has a…
