Hairy Tights Are Maybe a Thing; Leg Hair Phobia Is Definitely a Thing

An image of a woman in "hairy leg stockings" has gone viral on Sina Weibo (a popular microblogging platform in China, roughly equivalent to Twitter) with the caption "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out [emoticon of clapping dinosaur with hearts coming…

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Ed Hardy Says Jon Gosselin Ruined His Tattoo T-Shirt Empire

Ed Hardy, who licensed his tattoo art to designer/entrepreneur Christian Audigier and thereby spawned the mid-2000s empire of douche that was Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier, says one person knocked the brand off its perch: famously fecund former reality star Jon Gosselin.

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I Don't Want to See Zack Snyder's Take on Wonder Woman

Now that The Man of Steel has set a new record for June movie openings, Warner Bros. is rushing ahead with plans to create a DC Universe on screen. Which means one thing: we'll finally get a big-screen version of Wonder Woman, and she'll probably be created by Sucker Punch director Zack Snyder. That's a terrible idea.

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FYI: Your 'Sexual Prime' Is Whenever the Hell You Want It to Be

Hey ladies careening toward age 35 — it's important decision time! You can A.) hit your sexual peak, and, like a remotely programmable robot in a Blade Runner ripoff, suddenly become "switched on" like a sex-crazed lunatic unleashed upon decent society. Or you can B.) reject the still-repressive social and cultural expectations of how female desire should work, and enjoy a sexual prime whenever you are good and ready, when opportunity permits, or even ongoingly. Tough choices, gals.

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The WSJ Needs to Stop Publishing James Taranto's Rape Apologia

Instead of freaking out about James Taranto's latest vile Wall Street Journal op-ed, which claims the campaign against military sexual assault is a "war on men" that "shows signs of becoming an effort to criminalize male sexuality," we asked the paper's editors to defend Taranto's slimy piece. Unsurprisingly, none of them …

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Dan Harmon Says He Doesn't Want to Be Known as a 'Rape Joke' Guy

On his podcast Sunday night, Community creator Dan Harmon used a rather, um, unpleasant rape analogy to describe the agonizing helplessness of watching his replacements pick up his brainchild and run with it. “It’s exciting," Harmon said. "There’s something awesome about being held down and watching your family get…

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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Get Us Psyched About 'We Can't Stop,' Fails

Here's the thing about a song called "We Can't Stop." It ought to sound unstoppable, like a full-throttle freight train. Instead, Miley's new track sounds like a sleepytime stoned wind-down. But Miley is pushing the hell out of this single, and has dropped a couple of teaser videos to get you excited.

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New App Shall Collectively Save us All From Tyranny of Dog Walkers

Well, the app is part and parcel of Swifto dog walkers, a company that lets you monitor your pooch's daily jaunts via your phone. It's official — we now trust computers more to watch our dogs than the people we employ to watch our dogs.

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