The Amanda Bynes entropy cycle has reached an unfortunate (and probably inevitable) new stage: the actress is rumored to have been arrested in her Midtown apartment late Thursday night after a bong-tossing confrontation with NYPD officers.
Crusty Old Dickhead Jerry Lewis Still Doesn’t Like Female Comedians
Superannuated comic misogynist Jerry Lewis, who, we ought to say, looks great for 87, still can’t stomach the idea of women performing comedy. A potential life-giving mother with a bountiful womb and nipples a-weeping with life-giving milk making jokes? Jerry Lewis says thankz but no thankz, ladies — he prefers his…
Man Who Impersonated Neighbor to Schedule Craigslist Orgy Faces Prison
Craigslist, the parallel dimension where you can find a reasonably priced and barely stained couch as quickly as you can find a free handjob, is not to be trifled with, especially if that trifling involves the “casual encounters” section. Unfortunately, a Wisconsin man learned his lesson about not using Craigslist to…
Good news, everyone! Earlier today, the Nevada Assembly passed Senate Joint Resolution 13, a measure that would repeal the 2002 constitutional ban on same-sex marriage, by a vote of 27 to 14. Now all we have to do is wait until 2015 to find out if it will be placed on the November, 2016 ballot!
Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Turned Into Wario
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 23: Actor Tom Hanks attends Tom Hanks' caricature unveiling at Sardi's on May 23, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)
ABC Family will soon bring you Spell-Mageddon, an exercise in extreme torture spelling that, unfortunately, will not involve an asteroid.
Marion Cotillard’s Polish Accent Sounds German On Purpose, Jeez
That Marion Cotillard is really something, isn’t she? Not only is she a really talented actress who’s more than willing to put up with nearly inarticulate line-readings from Christian Bale and Tom Hardy, she’s also willing to correct an actual Polish woman’s criticism of her Polish accent in the new James Gray movie, …
The Beer of Thrones is not safe for pregnant women, Dothraki, anybody
Comediva cooked up a little commercial for the Beer of Thrones, a no-doubt hearty ale which has some unfortunate side effects for those who drink it... and those who happen to be standing nearby those who drink it. Frankly, I think everybody should consider themselves lucky no one ended up channeling Theon's new…
Lots of Same-Sex Couples Raise Kids in States with Marriage Bans
Apparently, for same-sex couples raising children, Mississippi — a state whose name was emblazoned in ignominious wanted-poster font about halfway through Django Unchained — really is like coming home, even more so than the traditionally more progressive geographical elbow-crook we call California.
For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship
Dooooooooood, Leonardo. I get that charity is awesome and everything, but are you aware of what you just signed up for? You know when you're stuck on a two-hour plane flight next to, like, an evangelical baby with diarrhea who sells P90X subscriptions (child prodigy) and it is literally the worst thing ever? NOW…
