Watch The Dirtiest, Most Twisted Kittens Reenact Scandal

For tonight's squee, we're doing things a little differently. Instead of reminding you how adorable kittens are, I'm going to do you a favor and tell you the truth: Kittens are evil, devious political monsters who claw and scratch and have purrfectly inappropriate sexual encounters. AND THEY'RE ADORABLE. There, I said… » 9/23/14 8:30pm Today 8:30pm

​Polaris Prize-Winning Throat Singer Thinks You Should Eat More Seal

Tanya Tagaq is one badass woman. The Inuk singer who hails from the Cambridge Bay in Nunavut just won the $30K Polaris Music Prize, Canada's annual award for the best full-length album (basically Canada's Mercury Prize) for her latest release, Animism. She beat out Arcade Fire, Timber Timbre, Shad, Drake, Mac DeMarco,… » 9/23/14 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real

Exciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message. Looks like someone has finally thought of the children — by… » 9/23/14 6:45pm Today 6:45pm

Marvel Cancels Artist's Upcoming Covers After Spider-Woman Butt Fiasco

The comic book industry is not particularly well-known for portraying women in a non- insanely-sexualized manner (you can't fight crime without a boob window, as we have all observed over the years). Even given that, a recent Spider-Woman cover somehow managed to slink under the world's already-low expectations with… » 9/23/14 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

Seven Valuable Pieces of Advice Just for Teenage Girls

There comes a day when you realise you cannot continue as the child you are now — fashioned in an unfashionable decade by your poor parents, and at a time when they were inadvisably discombobulated by Caesarian stitches, fundamental disagreements with their own parents, retrospectively laughable hair-cuts, and utter… » 9/23/14 5:30pm Today 5:30pm