​Watch 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Gab About How Famous She's Going To Be

In honor of Kim Kardashian's 34th birthday, Entertainment Tonight dug through the archives and found this gem of a homemade video of Kim Kardashian at her 8th grade graduation. In the video she proclaims she's the "dopest on the ropest" whatever the hell that means. And yes, she is sporting a Mandarin gown there. » 10/22/14 10:10am 4 minutes ago

'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio. » 10/21/14 9:30pm Yesterday 9:30pm

Artist Turns Catcalls Into Cringe-Inducing Cross Stitch

A great deal has been written about cat calls in the past few months. From an awful directive for women to get over it, to a woman filming her catcallers, to Jessica Williams' fantastic how-to on dealing with dudes who catcall, it seems like the discussion has reached every form of media. And now, it's infiltrated… » 10/21/14 9:00pm Yesterday 9:00pm

Concerned Parent Wants to Hire 'Cool Black Kids' For Bullied Son

A bullied child is every parent's worst nightmare, and when school meetings and disciplinary action is not enough, what's a concerned mother or father to do? Thank god there's Craigslist where, for the kingly sum of $15 an hour, anyone can find some "cool black kids" to meet their son at the 7/11. » 10/21/14 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Lady Gaga Is Totally Copying My and Beyoncé's Personal Bangs

Before we could recover from the ramifications of the Great Beyoncé Bang Situation of last week, we were blindsided with another snip of the fringe: Lady Gaga, who showed up in Manchester, England, last night wearing a pageboy and super asymmetrical bangs. A press release sent to Jezebel from Chicago hairstylist… » 10/21/14 7:15pm Yesterday 7:15pm

Texas Is About to Elect a Complete Wackadoo as Its Lieutenant Governor

Hello Texas state residents, and any American human of voting age who has even an ounce of concern about the men and women elected to lead our nation: Texas is about to elect a living, breathing, Rush Limbaugh parody as its next Lieutenant Governor and every last one of us should be terrified. » 10/21/14 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

Kirk Cameron Will Have You Know Halloween Is a Christian Holiday

Kirk Cameron recently popped by my favorite Internet publication, the Christian Post (it's like HuffPo mated with a church newsletter!), for a little chat about his upcoming motion picture release, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. And he had a message for you believers: Halloween is totally OK to celebrate, because… » 10/21/14 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm