I might be the only person I know who sort of doesn't like going out to eat. I like eating and I like it when other people prepare food for me and I don't have to do anything — but waiting for food makes me antsy. Ditto uncomfortable chairs or tables that are the wrong height. And then at the end of the night you have …
Anthony Weiner's Mayoral Bid Could Be Good News for Christine Quinn
Anthony Weiner is officially running for mayor of New York City. We know this because he uploaded a YouTube video to his new AnthonyWeiner4Mayor YouTube channel in the middle of the night. Anthony Weiner: so hip to technology, will never accidentally tweet a dick pic
Want to Birth a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
A new study from Bristol and Surrey universities found that pregnant women who consumed lower amounts of iodine were more likely to have children with lower IQs and reading abilities. Which, of course, means they would love their stupid baby less. (JK) (But really, we can't be sure.)
The study, conducted on more than …
Here's That Hot Michele Bachmann Fantasy Sex Book You Didn't Ask For
Have you ever hated Michele Bachmann so much that you just want to furiously diddle yourself? Now you have a legitimate excuse to do so. Publishing company Badlands Unlimited will be releasing an erotic book based on the fiery politician for a sweaty, sticky, hot summer read.
If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him.
Lingerie Football Coach Sexually Threatens Player in Fun Promo Video
The Lingerie Football League — which recently renamed itself
These 3D Printings of Human Faces Are Too Fucking Real
These 3D printed dolls are cloned from real human heads, and all I can think of is Return to Oz.
