Lindsay Lohan Is Either a Powerful Witch or Very Bad at Photoshop


LiLo has been having a HELL of a time recently—first she gets a rare mosquito-borne virus while on a super reasonably-timed vacation to Bora Bora, then TMZ, like, tells everyone that she won't finish her community service hours in time for her court date, which is totally unfair because 120 hours is 100% doable… » 1/26/15 11:30am 19 minutes ago

What You Need to Know About Today's "Crippling" Blizzard: Monday Update

After a short night of restless sleep, it appears that forecasters are still predicting the end of the world in the Northeast this evening. If you haven't panicked yet, you have several hours to do so before it's too late. Hug your children. Hoard booze. This is not a drill. Here's what you need to know to make it… » 1/26/15 11:27am 22 minutes ago

Egyptian Doctor Convicted for Death of Girl During FGM Surgery

After being prosecuted for the death of a 12-year-old girl whom he'd performed a female genital mutilation on, Egyptian doctor Rasdlan Fadl was acquitted of manslaughter in November. The trial was a first for Egypt, which had never before seen someone prosecuted over the controversial practice. The verdict was then… » 1/26/15 10:30am Today 10:30am

Lena Dunham: Woody Allen Is a 'Real Perv'

During the Power of Story: Serious Ladies panel at this year's Sundance, Lena Dunham discussed reproductive rights, campus sexual assault and, separately, the way that female auteurs are constantly compared to their characters while men like, say, Woody Allen, can sexualize teenagers in their movies for years and… » 1/26/15 10:10am Today 10:10am

Watch John Oliver Audition For the Sexxxy Lead in Fifty Shades of Grey

John Oliver, sexy British man thanks to his humor, dimples and general Britishness, has thrown his hat into the ring to play 50 Shades of Grey's sex bomb Christian Grey. In fact, he's pretty good ... if you like bespectacled sarcastic thin men because of their humor, dimples and general Britishness. » 1/26/15 9:30am Today 9:30am

Major Blizzard Set to Dump Feet of Snow on New York City and Boston

All signs point to a significant blizzard in the Northeast on Monday night and Tuesday, with major cities like New York and Boston probably measuring snow in feet by the time the storm clears out. If the forecast pans out, this will be one of the most significant winter storms we've seen in quite a few years. » 1/25/15 9:35pm Yesterday 9:35pm

Sad For Mandy Moore And Ryan Adams Divorcing

Mandy Moore has always been a little too saccharine for my taste, but I reserve a special place for her in my heart because she's open about her lady struggles. And Ryan Adams, well he seems like a nice, stand-up fella. So you know, I'm sad. I'm sad they're breaking up. I always want love to win and it's sad when it… » 1/25/15 6:45pm Yesterday 6:45pm

Pizza Delivery Customer Writes Most Adorable/Longest Receipt Note Ever

We talk a lot about horrible restaurant customers here on Kitchenette (tomorrow's BCO is going to be another Worst Customers one because you guys just keep sending those stories), but sometimes it's nice to see evidence of a customer whom you just want to high five. » 1/25/15 5:17pm Yesterday 5:17pm

The Mattress Reimagined: Casper Delivers Comfort to You + Special Offer

Despite spending a third of our time in bed, mattress shopping remains a dreaded activity. It's a soulless experience riddled with ambiguous terms, a lack of brand differentiation, smarmy sales people, and marked-up prices from major retail chains. Then there's Casper, who, with a direct-to-consumer model and a … » 1/23/15 4:30pm Friday 4:30pm