Bodies of Two Murdered, Gang-Raped Girls in India to Be Exhumed

Police in the Uttar Pradesh state of India will exhume the bodies of two teenage girls who were raped and murdered by a group of men in their hometown in order to perform a "fresh autopsy," according reports in the Indian media. » 7/09/14 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

Lies I Tell My Toddler

All parents lie. My parents, your parents, your grandparents, me, and, if you're a parent, you. This is not, as our teenage selves suspect, due to any malicious desire to manipulate and deceive. Lying to our children is a goodamn necessity to make every day existence not only a harmonious as possible, but bearable. To… » 7/09/14 8:59pm Yesterday 8:59pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining The View

Aaaaaahahaahahahaahahahaaha. World's sourest little grape Elisabeth Hasselbeck called in to Fox & Friends today to express her ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE that horrid anti-American professional troop-maker-cryer Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to rejoin the cast of The View. You may remember O'Donnell and Hasselbeck's relationship… » 7/09/14 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'

Today in absolutely fucking absurd and transparent gender bias rooted in the widespread male terror of women's mysterious, swampy genitals, Apple apparently refuses to engrave "vagina" or "clit" on anyone's iPad! You can, however, get "penis" or "dick" permanently etched into your electronics with no trouble… » 7/09/14 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm