If You Build It You Will Cum: Bang This Homemade Ass

Looking for a Wednesday craft to fill your time? Well, if the hump day blues have got you down, you can screw them away with this homemade ass/vag combo that is sure to please the handyperson in all of us. Remember, it's always better if you make it at home. The secret ingredient is love. (And lube.) (Lots and lots of… » 8/27/14 6:50pm Today 6:50pm

Here's a Compilation Of Your Favorite Stars' Most Embarrassing Ads

We all know that our favorite celebrities (not Kim Kardashian) had an uphill battle to get where they are today. And your probably know that many of them did some pretty crappy commercials before they were star. But have you ever seen a compilation of all of these commercials, running one after another, to provide you… » 8/27/14 6:30pm Today 6:30pm

Want to Date Your TA? Start Stalking and Get Sexy, Says College Paper

Many of us, in our undergraduate careers, have walked in on the first day of class to behold an attractive teaching assistant of the graduate student variety. Some of us may have even tried to flirt with said TA (I certainly did; it did not go well), but if you really want to land this hottie you need to bring your… » 8/27/14 5:50pm Today 5:50pm

Happy Couple Proudly Shows Off Accidental Dong in Wedding Photos

Dolphins are beautiful, majestic creatures, and having an ice sculpture of one at your wedding sounds lovely (if expensive). But one couple didn't plan on their beautiful frozen creation melting during the reception and turning into a giant blue phallus with fins, just straining to see the world. » 8/27/14 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

Four Essential Things I'd Tell My Teenage Self

If you stumbled upon a time machine tomorrow, you'd probably do something totally righteous with it — like avert a war or rewrite history to release Pretty in Pink with the original ending. Me? I'd make a stop in my childhood bedroom and offer Teenage Me some words of advice that, had I known them back then, would've… » 8/27/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm