The Duggar Girls Learned to Kiss From Jim-Bob and Josh

Last year, Cosmopolitan ran an interview with four of the Duggar daughters during the women’s promotional tour for their book Growing Up Duggar. While the interview was intended to make the girls seem normal and relatable (even though they are four of 19 and participate in a religious sect which blames young girls for… » 5/25/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Here's Kim and Kanye's Awfully Awkward Wedding Dance

This time last year every blogger in the known universe was scouring the internet for pictures of Kim and Kanye’s big day —”little angels blessing us”— while downing bottles of TUMS as our editors urged us to work harder, faster, stronger. Now, to mark a year after the event that almost sent us all to the hospital,… » 5/25/15 1:30pm Today 1:30pm

Oregon Man Demands That City Council Do Something About Gross Farts

Peter Walters of Pendleton, Oregon is furious. Last week, his fair city passed an amendment which bans marijuana odor, citing it as a nuisance. That’s fine and all, but Walters is concerned that the city isn’t doing enough to curb another important problem: Gross farts that cover Pendleton like a cloud of… » 5/25/15 12:36pm Today 12:36pm

The Best Memorial Day Deals: Dress Your Kitchen in All-Clad, and More

So what exactly makes these so much better than the cheap pots and pans you bought in college? The secret is their three-layer construction that sandwiches a layer of fast-heating aluminum inside two layers of layer of durable and heat-retaining stainless steel. That means your pans get hot fast, stay hot longer, and… » 5/25/15 12:25pm Today 12:25pm

Hey, Remember That Time Josh Duggar Made a Joke About Incest On TV?

Josh Duggar, who has completely repented for molesting children and is being supported by every idiot with a keyboard on Facebook right now, may not be as repentant as you might think. How do we know this, you ask? Well, here’s footage of a 20-year-old Josh making jokes about dating his sister because LOL, you know? » 5/25/15 11:32am Today 11:32am

A Burned Cat and a Baby Fawn Become Best Friends

Get ready for something that will warm the cockles of your cold, black hearts. Two furry residents of an animal emergency hospital—a kitty who was burned in a fire and an abandoned fawn—have become unlikely friends. Russell the cat was rescued from a house fire over a year ago in Raleigh, North Carolina. Since then,… » 5/24/15 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

Who Among Us Knows When to Take Advil vs. Tylenol?

There are a lot of things that, much to my embarrassment, I have only learned recently. One thing is that the word “segue” is not “segway.” The other is when to take ibuprofen and when to take acetaminophen. The former is a perfectly acceptable thing to eventually discover; the other is a massive failure of… » 5/24/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

Former In-N-Out Employee Planned Attack on Boss With Loaded Guns

A former Los Angeles In-N-Out employee was arrested and charged with attempted murder after he was caught waiting near his ex-boss’ car with loaded guns. A witness saw 23-year-old Eric Bloss pouring sugar in the vehicle’s gas tank in the parking lot of the Glendale restaurant at around 2 a.m., last Monday. Police… » 5/24/15 4:55pm Yesterday 4:55pm

Kelly Rutherford's Kids Are Coming Back to the U.S.

It’s a happy day for Kelly Rutherford, who has won a long battle for her two children to return to the United States. Rutherford’s son Hermes, 8, and daughter Helena, 6, had been living with their father, Daniel Giersch, in Monaco since 2012. On Friday, a California judge granted the Gossip Girl actress temporary sole… » 5/24/15 4:00pm Yesterday 4:00pm

Kim Kardashian Celebrates One-Year Wedding Anniversary By Posting Pics

It’s been a whole year. A whole year since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West joined their lives, forever promising each other their love, truly a love for the ages. And the combined life force that is Kimye has surely shown the world that love does not alter, even in the face of a spouse’s terribly ugly clothing line.… » 5/24/15 2:30pm Yesterday 2:30pm

Bad News: Being a Jerk Doesn’t Really Work

Is it better to be feared than loved? Do nice guys ever finish first? Are jerks really on to something? And if they are, isn’t it really our fault if they get ahead? What is wrong with us, anyway, that we would let that happen? These questions and more now have answers that you can take directly up the corporate… » 5/24/15 1:45pm Yesterday 1:45pm