Excited Dogs Lose Their Shit Opening Presents

We should all be as excited as these puppies to open any present given us. Just rip off the wrapping paper and start tearing shit apart in excitement. I bet these dogs would never say "socks again?" and hunt around for more gifts. These dogs would literally shit themselves for a pair of socks. That's because they're… » 12/22/14 8:45pm 20 minutes ago

Man Wakes Up from Coma Convinced That He's Matthew McConaughey

After six days in a coma, a 25-year-old from Birmingham, England woke up speaking fluent French and thinking that he was Matthew McConaughey. You know what I like about horrific traffic accidents, man? You almost stop getting older (because you could die) and you wake up as a famous American actor during peak… » 12/22/14 7:15pm Today 7:15pm

No One Is Studying the Link Between Poverty and Sexual Assault

A recent study based on Department of Justice statistics showed that young women who aren't in college are at greater risk of rape than women enrolled in school. In an editorial in the New York Times this weekend, one of the study's authors says they've found evidence that women in poverty are at much greater risk of… » 12/22/14 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Why I'm Kind Of Tired Of The "Smartest Man In The Room"

He used to be so cool and unpredictable. He would breeze into a complicated situation and make it simple through the razor-sharp power of his intellect. But lately, he's gotten dull and predictable, performing the same party trick over and over. The "smartest man in the room" is overexposed lately, and he needs a… » 12/22/14 4:59pm Today 4:59pm

VH1 Won't Cancel Sorority Sisters, Even Though Everybody Hates It

VH1's Sorority Sisters is the newest addition to a long line of embarrassing programming from a network that impressively continues to find even lower lows. From the network that brought you the Love & Hip Hop franchise, Sorority Sisters follows a group of black women who used to be in black sororities in college and… » 12/22/14 4:45pm Today 4:45pm

Appeals Court Strikes Down North Carolina Ultrasound Law 

A federal appeals court has permanently blocked a North Carolina law that would have forced women to undergo an ultrasound and hear a detailed description before being allowed to have an abortion. In their decision, the appeals judges called the law "ideological in intent and in kind" and said it "risks the infliction… » 12/22/14 4:15pm Today 4:15pm