The Secret Service Had Issues Way Before the Woman in Charge Got There

On Monday, invalid human Laura Ingraham indicated that she believed the White House's current security issues are due to the fact that Secret Service Director Julia Pierson was hired for being a woman and not for being a qualified human. But Pierson's gender identity is prompting even sometimes more levelheaded… » 10/01/14 11:00am 36 minutes ago

Anne Hathaway: Fame 'Fucked Me Up For a Really Long Time'

Anne Hathaway, an actress that people loooove to have strong opinions about, is on the November cover of Elle UK, wearing a very chill suit and looking suave as hell. In the accompanying interview she talks about how fame is stressful, which, yeah. Being famous sounds mostly not fun except for the part where everyone… » 10/01/14 9:13am Today 9:13am

'Gay' or 'Trans Panic' Defenses Are Crap And Now Illegal In California

Hard to believe this isn't already illegal in ALL THE PLACES, but kudos to California's legislature and Governor Jerry Brown for making California the first state in the union to ban the use of the so-called "gay panic" or "trans panic" defense. Since, you know, your phobia of LGBT+ people is not justification for… » 9/30/14 11:03pm Yesterday 11:03pm

Couple Spends Over $30,000 to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls

Before Dave Hockey met Shawna Bigelow, he thought the only love he could find was in the cold, perfect embrace of a lifelike sex doll. He had tried dating websites and found that women just weren't into his passion. But Bigelow was different. When Hockey took her down to his basement to show her the dolls, she was… » 9/30/14 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

USA, USA: This Pizza Cake Will Give You a Heart Attack and Diabetes

Welcome to America, land of dreams and opportunity and the only place where someone decided that it would be a good idea to make a cake out of pizza. Because just regular pizza isn't enough. It's broken. You need to fix it so that each bite threatens to give you a stroke. Because what good is dinner if it's not… » 9/30/14 9:30pm Yesterday 9:30pm

Adorable Cat Has Accomplished Everything Your Mom Wishes You Had

You know how we all went to high school and/or college and maybe even grad school? What a bunch of fucking idiots. We will never be as special as these Acro-Cats. Never ever. I have an advanced degree and all I can think is that I will never break a world record or do acrocatics like these genius felines. Let's all… » 9/30/14 9:00pm Yesterday 9:00pm