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Today's Best Deals: Waterproof Speakers, Folding Keyboard, NFL Gear, and More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. »9/03/15 1:15pm43 minutes ago

Your Favorite Republican Candidates Happily Endorse Kim Davis' Bigotry

Now that the Kim Davis story has turned into a national news item that won’t go away until the county clerk is either impeached, fined, or thrown into jail, Republican candidates hoping to become president are releasing statements to let the public know that they won’t stand for the “war on faith” in this country.… »9/03/15 12:30pmToday 12:30pm

How Soon Is Too Soon to Shamelessly Fart in Front of Your Love Interest?

What is worse: When a guy you haven’t been seeing that long lets one rip in the car, windows-up, or when someone tells you that, because of this egregious emission, you’re supposed to conclude that he really likes you? This is the dilemma of a possibly real person seeking Internet advice, and she needs our help. »9/03/15 12:10pmToday 12:10pm

3D-Printed Penises Reveal That Women Prefer Normal Sized Dicks to Anacondas

If there’s one great thing about science (and there are many), it’s that we live in an age where developments in the field of penis study have finally allowed researchers to ask the real questions, like “how big is too big?” and “what is the perfect penis size for a long-term relationship?” The answer: Bigger is not… »9/03/15 11:50amToday 11:50am

Nickelodeon Is Bringing Back the Classics to Help You Feel Again (It Won't Work)

You might be a ‘90s kid if you constantly feel it: the ache in your back, the tiresome realization of Oh, this again? every time you wake up in the morning to go to your dreary 9-5, the understanding that love isn’t what you thought it would be. Adulthood has been a cold hard drag, but every so often, memories of… »9/03/15 11:30amToday 11:30am

Remember Concussion Director Peter Landesman's Sketchy, Unprovable Sex Trafficking Exposé?

Emails released in the Sony hack reveal that Concussion director and screenwriter Peter Landesman altered his upcoming film, which seeks to shed light on the deathly consequences faced by NFL players after getting hit in the head repeatedly, to prevent possible legal action by the NFL. Landesman, a former journalist… »9/03/15 9:31amToday 9:31am

Pornhub Is Now Offering a $25K College Scholarship

To celebrate the launch of Pornhub Cares, the brand-new philanthropic branch of one of the world’s largest pornography websites, a $25,000 scholarship will be given to one very blessed college student. In the past, Pornhub’s goodwill efforts had only focused on cancer research and environmental charities. This would… »9/02/15 11:45pmYesterday 11:45pm