Friday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Ms. Julia Sugarbaker

It’s the Friday night of a long weekend, so we’ve got something special for you: an open thread featuring the dazzling Julia Sugarbaker telling off Miss Georgia for being an awful person. So let’s pretend that we’re Julia and this week was Miss Georgia and smack it down before we go on to the best weekend of our lives. » 5/22/15 8:44pm 7 minutes ago

Pissing Contest XXL: Your Best Worst Celebrity Encounters

For last week’s Pissing Contest, we asked you to share stories of your worst, most outrageous, and disappointing encounters with celebrities. Lo and behold, your responses were so good that we decided to feature them in their own very special post. Welcome to Pissing Contest XXL where you are the real celebrities. » 5/22/15 8:30pm 21 minutes ago

You Can Now Own The Clothes From Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood' Video

You know how that one girl Becky released a new music video with 500,000 of her closest friends earlier this week? Well, now you can be just like her (and Selena Gomez, if you’re into that) by purchasing the same fetish-wear they did from a Los Angeles-based sex boutique, which is going to make the clothes from the… » 5/22/15 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

This 'Artist' Could Be Selling Your Instagram Pics For $90K Right Now

In an age where putting every photo ever taken of yourself online is the norm, it’s not surprising that someone calling themselves an “artist” has finally found a way to capitalize on all those beautiful filtered shots you post online. Meet Richard Prince, a man who’s here to steal and sell your Instagram photos. » 5/22/15 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

CO Woman Accused of Embezzling $10,000, Spending It On Psychic Hotlines

A Steamboat Springs, Colorado woman has been charged with felony theft and “unauthorized use of a financial device” for allegedly embezzling more than $23,000 from her employer. Jamie Hart, who worked for an excavation company, is accused of spending $10,000 of the money on calls to psychic hotlines. Many, many calls… » 5/22/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

The Devil Has Won: 19 Kids & Counting Is Off the Air

America’s most awful sanctimonious family is finally getting the kind of recognition they deserve: In the wake of Josh Duggar’s admission that he had molested children as a minor, TLC has pulled 19 Kids & Counting from their schedule, removing all traces of the Duggars from our televisions. At least for now.
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For Rekia, LaVena, and Shereese: The Importance of #SayHerName

Her name was Shaka and we were in the fifth grade when I decided to kick her square in the stomach. Even though I had a huge crush on her, Shaka’s pain did not matter to me. It didn’t matter to our laughing peers either. Shaka’s pain was irrelevant as I asserted my prepubescent norms of courting. Television shows like » 5/22/15 3:25pm Today 3:25pm

California Wants Pregnancy Centers to Admit They Aren't Doctor's Offices

A proposed law being considered in the California State Assembly would force anti-abortion crisis pregnancy centers to post signs letting their clients know that they’re not medical facilities. Anti-abortion groups are predictably pissed, claiming the measure is “bullying” and, as Heartbeat International put it,… » 5/22/15 3:10pm Today 3:10pm

Memorial Day Menu Items, Ranked

Memorial Day weekend is finally here. Some of us will be staying in and relaxing and others will be seeing Mad Max: Fury Road on repeat in the nearest air-conditioned theater, but many of us will be attending Memorial Day parties at which plenty of food will be served. As reminders that summer and the pleasures that… » 5/22/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Reese Witherspoon Will Be Tink In Live-Action Tinker Bell Movie, Y'all!

Have you ever wondered how Tinker Bell became Tinker Bell? Wait a sec, you haven’t? Well Reese Witherspoon has, and she’s attached to produce and star in Tink, a live-action movie “in the vein of Maleficent” that tells Tinker Bell’s story from “a new perspective.” Its chosen perspective has yet to be announced, but… » 5/22/15 2:10pm Today 2:10pm