NEW YORK, NY - MAY 23: Actor Tom Hanks attends Tom Hanks' caricature unveiling at Sardi's on May 23, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)
ABC Family will soon bring you Spell-Mageddon, an exercise in extreme torture spelling that, unfortunately, will not involve an asteroid.
Marion Cotillard’s Polish Accent Sounds German On Purpose, Jeez
That Marion Cotillard is really something, isn’t she? Not only is she a really talented actress who’s more than willing to put up with nearly inarticulate line-readings from Christian Bale and Tom Hardy, she’s also willing to correct an actual Polish woman’s criticism of her Polish accent in the new James Gray movie, …
The Beer of Thrones is not safe for pregnant women, Dothraki, anybody
Comediva cooked up a little commercial for the Beer of Thrones, a no-doubt hearty ale which has some unfortunate side effects for those who drink it... and those who happen to be standing nearby those who drink it. Frankly, I think everybody should consider themselves lucky no one ended up channeling Theon's new…
Lots of Same-Sex Couples Raise Kids in States with Marriage Bans
Apparently, for same-sex couples raising children, Mississippi — a state whose name was emblazoned in ignominious wanted-poster font about halfway through Django Unchained — really is like coming home, even more so than the traditionally more progressive geographical elbow-crook we call California.
For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship
Dooooooooood, Leonardo. I get that charity is awesome and everything, but are you aware of what you just signed up for? You know when you're stuck on a two-hour plane flight next to, like, an evangelical baby with diarrhea who sells P90X subscriptions (child prodigy) and it is literally the worst thing ever? NOW…
James Franco May Be the Most Purple Prose-y Film Critic Ever
Not content with being the kind of guy that would just write one review of a movie
Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern
In today's Tweet Beat, Soulja Boy is looking for a millennial whom he can not pay for doing work, Margaret Cho does not deserve to be cyberbullied, and John Stamos is looking for the perfect song (don't be modest, Uncle Jesse — we all know that you already wrote it).
C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?
Color me crazy, y'all, but one of my coping tactics for when I get really stressed out is to imagine Friday Night Lights' star guidance counselor Tami Taylor talking me off the ledge. There's something about her tough love and abundant use of the word "hon" that's about as calming as a cup of camomile tea.
