According to KTRK in Houston, a shooting has left five people dead in north Harris County. Two children were reportedly injured during the shooting. The shooter is still at large. A vehicle fled the scene, leading police on a chase. The car was stopped in a cul-de-sac; live footage of the standoff can be seen here. » 7/09/14 8:11pm 20 minutes ago

Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'

Today in absolutely fucking absurd and transparent gender bias rooted in the widespread male terror of women's mysterious, swampy genitals, Apple apparently refuses to engrave "vagina" or "clit" on anyone's iPad! You can, however, get "penis" or "dick" permanently etched into your electronics with no trouble… » 7/09/14 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Guy Who Wrote Book on How Not to Get Gored by Bulls Gets Gored by Bull

A Chicago author who literally wrote the book on not getting gored by a bull got gored by a bull in Pamplona today. Bill Hillmann, the 32-year-old author of Fiesta: How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona, sustained serious but not life-threatening injuries after being gored twice in his right thigh during the annual… » 7/09/14 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a… » 7/09/14 4:00pm Today 4:00pm