Model Sues Bill Cosby Over 2008 Sexual Assault at Playboy Mansion 

Earlier today, 24-year-old model Chloe Goins filed a lawsuit against Bill Cosby for punitive damages, including “mental anguish, loss of self-esteem and dignity,” stemming from a 2008 sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion. According to the Associated Press, the lawsuit tells a familiar story, stating: “Bill Cosby… »10/06/15 10:15pm41 minutes ago

Rosie O'Donnell's Daugher Calls Rosie 'Not Genuine,' Says She's Like 'Two Different People'

Prepare a big old batch of burnsauce because everyone’s getting scorched today. First up: Chelsea O’Donnell, daughter of Rosie O’Donnell, has spoken publicly about her mom for the first time since she either ran away (Rosie’s account) or (according to Chelsea) was kicked out of the house late this summer. »10/06/15 8:00pmToday 8:00pm

Today We Are All Frances McDormand Drinking Wine on a Toilet

You’ll have days where you look in the mirror and not recognize the person you see staring back at you, days when your identity feels like a puzzle that’s missing half its pieces. Today is not that day. Today, you know exactly who you are. You’re Academy Award winner Frances McDormand and you’re drinking wine on a… »10/06/15 6:50pmToday 6:50pm

Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League Rankings: High Stakes in Week 1

This is it, people: the first week of Jezebel’s annual Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League. It’s been a burning hot seven days for some of the crew, with Paris Fashion Week pulling in Kardashians like moths to a pleasantly scented flame, and a little chillier for others—key players are still benched due to injury,… »10/06/15 6:00pmToday 6:00pm

Inspiring Political Hats For A Newly Great America

Thanks to the internet, civilians are able to make tools to facilitate civilians’ participation in government. Several weeks ago, we were blessed with the ability to draw with Melting Businessman Donald Trump’s face. On Monday, the Washington Post’s digital toy makers designed a little widget with which we can all… »10/06/15 5:42pmToday 5:42pm

I Need Cara Delevingne And Annie Clark To Stay Together Forever, OK?!

My friends, today I stumbled across a nugget of extremely distressing gossip. The New York Post surmises, from a collection of photographs, that model and Swifty Squad member Cara Delevingne abandoned her lover Annie Clark—otherwise known as ethereal songstress St. Vincent—at Monday’s Chanel show in Paris, departing… »10/06/15 5:20pmToday 5:20pm

Toot Toot! All Aboard the Crazy Train! Congress Has Big Plans for Planned Parenthood

All aboard the Unbelievable Waste of Time Express as it departs the station for an indeterminate, never-to-be-reached destination: the House is preparing a resolution to convene a special subcommittee to “investigate” Planned Parenthood. They’ll be in there however long it takes, which will be forever. »10/06/15 4:45pmToday 4:45pm

Marco Rubio Responds to Trump Prank, Meanwhile We Are One Day Closer to Being Eaten By Bugs

Wow, Donald Trump is really solidifying his role in the Republican presidential race as the class clown that everyone wishes would be quiet and let the class learn. But also you know he’s going to get into whatever school he wants to go to because his parents donated an athletic center or something. »10/06/15 3:48pmToday 3:48pm

A Southern-Fried Sleepover at New York’s First Chick-Fil-A, Or How I Won a Year’s Supply of Chicken

Winning enough Chick-fil-A® chicken sandwiches, iced tea, and medium Classic Sides to fill a man’s grave is easy. All you have to do is line up on the sidewalk for three hours with 300 people while the lead-colored sky bleeds into black night; while stinging rain, flung down from heaven by an angry God and then up,… »10/06/15 3:41pmToday 3:41pm

Which 'Famous' Studio Executive Asked Ashley Judd to Watch Him Shower In the 90s?

Showering. We all do it! Well, some of us take baths, and some of us don’t wash at all, but I guess most of us do! Some of us even like to shower with others, despite the fact that it’s a clunky, dangerous, and shiver-inducing activity. But there are some of us—many of whom have big offices in Los Angeles—who only… »10/06/15 2:40pmToday 2:40pm