While many of America's classrooms remain criminally regressive when it comes to their sexual education policies, today Illinois has helped put a kibosh on some of that bullshit by stepping slightly into the 21st Century.
Who Wants a Third Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone as a Porn Magnate?
In a movie-making era of pre-branded, built-in-audience features, the sequel, remake, and adaptation reign supreme. Why make a brand new movie with brand new characters when you can just recycle old characters? People are leery of strangers, and with good reason: strangers are totally unpredictable, a lesson most of…
Pussy Rioter Opts Out of ‘Absurd’ Parole Hearing, Starts Hunger Strike
Ready for a trip to the frightening Twilight Zone episode that is Russian punk band Pussy Riot’s continued incarceration? After being refused permission to appear at her own parole hearing and subsequently forbidding her lawyers to further represent her during the hearing, Maria Alyokhina, one of the band’s two…
CBS has greenlit a comedy based on the Cameron Diaz movie about a lackluster educator. Ari Graynor from Fringe will, however, be on Diaz duty.
The Lonely Island Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly
Watch an adorable 4-year-old girl school you all in Marvel trivia
"What's "Captain America's shield made out of?" "Name me some of the stones in the Infinity Gauntlet!" "Where does the Dark Surfer trap Thanos and Captain Marvel?" BOOM! YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED BY A LITTLE GIRL.
West Point Sergeant Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Shower
Yet another sexual harassment scandal has been uncovered in one of our nation’s proudest military academies. A sergeant first class on staff at the United States Military Academy at West Point has, according to Army officials, been charged with allegedly filming female cadets without their consent, sometimes when they …
Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!
I mean, I like Blue Ivy and everything—she's super welcome at my birthday karaoke—but I seriously do not get the appeal of obsessive celebrity womb-sleuthing. Like, you guys, Beyonce either has another adorable mini-muffin Easy-Baking in her diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler mommy-oven, or she doesn't. And either…
Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the Depraved
In today's Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has clearly never seen The Long Island Medium (the least depraved piece of media in human history), Questlove achieves the unthinkable, and John Legend responds to Sergio Garcia's "fried chicken" comment
'Fashion Is Incredibly Political When You're Fat,' Says Badass Blogger
Jes Baker of The Militant Baker and these amazing photos
