Color me crazy, y'all, but one of my coping tactics for when I get really stressed out is to imagine Friday Night Lights' star guidance counselor Tami Taylor talking me off the ledge. There's something about her tough love and abundant use of the word "hon" that's about as calming as a cup of camomile tea.
Lucille Bluth Gives Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking To
This wasn't a decision easily arrived at, but after much deliberation the results are in: Lucille is officially the best Bluth.
It's Official: Ban on Gay Boy Scouts is Over, Gay Leaders Still Not Ok
The Washington Post reports that the Boy Scouts of America has voted to end a 22-year-old ban on openly gay youth. However, as a testament to the enduring power of homophobia, the organization has decided to keep its ban on adult leaders in place.
For shame, New Jersey, for shame: The Associated Press reports that there are 29 bars in the state "accused of putting cheap booze in premium brand liquor bottles and selling it to patrons." One bar was using food coloring with rubbing alcohol and pretending it was Scotch.
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To Catch a Thief Realness: Yet Another Jewelry Heist in Cannes
