Comment of the Day: Bikini Diet

Chicka_Boom on her all-bikini all the time diet:

I have been trying to get a bikini body for years. First I tried eating the bikinis, but that just made me constipated and I looked pretty much the same. Nothing else worked, so I have decided to undergo a series of skin grafts wherein my boring old beige dermis will be replaced with an assortment of colorful bikinis. I am hoping that soon I will finally have the terrifying bikini body of my dreams.

Yum!

Also, honorable mention today goes to pantsless for getting everyone to show us their cursive — it's weirdly incredibly interesting. Although, I'm pretty sure a few of you are serial killers NOT NAMING NAMES.

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