There's a lot of red in the red-band Only God Forgives trailer. Red neon titles, red lanterns, blood-red blood. And your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looks freaking hot when bathed in red light. He also looks hot when he's silently crushing someone's leg with a kick and then dragging that person down a hallway by that person's teeth. "Wanna fight?" he asks. Yes. Yes, I do. If by fight you mean press my tongue to the spot where your neck meets your shoulder.

This movie has a plot, something about a boxing club in Bangkok and drug smuggling and whatnot, but let's be honest: All you care about is how ridiculously hot your boyfriend is. So. Hot.