Don't Die a Virgin or the Terrorists Will Get YaS

There's a gas station in Madison, WI with a sign that reads "DON'T DIE A VIRGIN TERRORISTS ARE UP THERE WAITING FOR YOU."

"It's funny," explains Grant Zimmerman, who lives next door to the gas station, and is the one who put up the sign. He likes to post different funny sayings, like "THIS IS A PRIVATE SIGN PLEASE DO NOT READ."

He also posted "FROG PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS TOAD." Which is actually funny. Bring that one back.