I took my niece to Target yesterday to cruise the Liz Lange Maternity section (I'm not pregnant; I just dress like I am!) and purchase some Frank's Red Hot. After emptying half the store into my cart, we headed to the checkout line to wait patiently/witness some very disturbing shit. In front of us was a woman with her two daughters, who appeared to be in the eight-to-ten years old range. As the mom flipped through this week's In Touch, she pointed to a picture of a pregnant Kim Kardashian and said to her daughters, "God, she's SO fat." Since that apparently didn't prove to her daughters exactly how grotesquely fat the pregnant celebrity is, she fingered (sorry) a photo of pregnant Kate Middleton and said, "Look, she's half her size!"
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