The Towson University White Student Union (WSU), an allegiance formed of supremely ignorant and bigoted college students, has officially transgressed the border of deeply offensive and trundled into the realm of completely batshit with its decision to form an all-white campus patrol to defend their innocent (white) peers from the threatening threat of black people. More specifically, the WSU is doing this to protect the ladies. And here you thought white supremacists were thoughtless.
The WSU president, Matthew Heimbach, known as "Commander Heimbach" to his fellow young racists, took to the organization's blog a about a month ago, decrying a lack of media response to what he perceived as a "black crime wave":
The frequent robberies, sexual assaults, and acts of vandalism at Towson University are not often reported in the local media. For those who are not Towson students it seems hard to fathom that every single day black predators prey upon the majority white Towson University student body. White Southern men have long been called to defend their communities when law enforcement and the State seem unwilling to protect our people.
The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack at Towson University by degenerate criminals seeking to rob our women of their God given innocence. Through armed thuggery the money of law abiding Towson students that is earned by the sweat of their brow is stolen and their lives threatened for simply walking down the street.
Commander Heimbach, who is such a terrible human being that — I shit you not — he had posted on Facebook a picture (since made private) of himself HOLDING A CONFEDERATE FLAG IN FRONT OF THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. MEMORIAL, WITH A WEAPON ON HIS BELT, went on to outline the WSU campus patrol's game plan. Highlights include mandatory self-defense classes for all female members, the use of group funds to buy "legal and nonlethal" weapons, and the insistence that all male members escort their helpless, pure, lily-white female counterparts to classes and their dorms, because if a black man sees a white woman unaccompanied he will have no choice but to assault her, even if they are both running late to their 9:00 am bio class. That has been the law of race relations since time immemorial.
Apparently the members have been going to local gun ranges as a group, but not in a "military way."
The WSU (which, it should be noted, was not a University affiliated organization because it could not find a faculty advisor), was added to the Southern Poverty Law Center Hate Map a week later, which filled Commander Heimbach with pride:
Members of the Towson White Student Union were pleased to find this morning that the left wing Southern Poverty Law Center has decided that our stand against the genocide of the European people from the face of the earth, demographic displacement of Europeans from our homelands, discrimination in the workplace, and a call to end foreign influence over our domestic affairs has made us such a threat to the Left that they put us on the Hate Map... Well SPLC we will toast a round to you tonight and thank you for recognizing the hard work of the WSU to fight against everything you stand for.
The WSU made headlines a few weeks ago after member Scott Terry defended slavery at the Conservative Political Action Conference, commenting that slaves should have be thankful to the humans who treated them as property for "feeding… and housing" them; he was also heard muttering, "Why can't we just have segregation?" after asking whether it was something the MODERN DAY REPUBLICAN PARTY COULD SUPPORT. In an interview with ThinkProgress following the fiasco, he went on to spew more nauseous hate speech, including the remark that he would "be fine" with a society in which African-Americans were permanently subservient to whites and the claim that white people are "systematically disenfranchised" by the law. Heimbach, who was also present at the event, added, "The white, blue-collar vote is being completely ignored by Republicans."