We don't envy 31-year-old attorney and author Cate Edwards, the eldest daughter of former Democratic presidential candidate and infamous weasel John Edwards; to say she's had a rough few years is kinda like saying her father acted a tad inappropriately. (Brief recap in case you just woke up from a 5-year coma: Edwards had an affair with fellow weasel Rielle Hunter, which resulted in six felony charges of violating federal campaign contribution laws to conceal an extramarital affair and a baby, all while his wife, author/health-care activist Elizabeth Edwards, was dying of cancer. The love story of our time!)
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