First: '"Hopped-Up", because Easter, bunnies, etc. — yeah? I know it's a bit of a stretch, but fuck it; let's all get hopping drunk on Easter by consuming large quantities of Peep-infused vodka.
Unfortunately, you can't buy this sweet holiday liquor, so you'll have to make it. Ugh, so much work, I know; but also — it doesn't look that hard, and if you do it today, you'll be ready to PARTY on Sunday. Think of the possibilities for deliciously celebrating Jesus resurrection — sipping on a "All the Party Peeps à la Mode"* and eating all the pastel-colored and creme-filled candies. Plus, enduring forced family time isn't so awful when you're a little tipsy off the festive flavors of your favorite new adult holiday!
*that's Peeps vodka, Limoncello, coconut cream, crushed ice, seven Peeps for decoration, served in Banana Split dish and topped with whipped cream — yum!