A brand new and obsessively thorough review of scientific literature has revealed — and you'll probably want to brace yourselves — that having procreational autonomy is "crucial" to a woman's social and economic advancement. Not only that, but, since women pretty much account for half of all the people, when women can improve their economic status, everyone benefits, even politicians who believe that birth control pills are really Skittles from Satan's trouser pockets, and condoms are just the props for Azazel to show off his balloon-animal skills (he's only ever managed a lopsided dog).
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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