Comment of the Day: A Song for Jon Hamm

LaComtesse rewrote a classic and made it even better:

*To the tune of "Maria"*

How do you solve a problem like Jon's penis?
How do tame that 9 inch long meat stick?
How do you find a word that means Jon's penis?
A cock or a winky! A schlong or a Johnson! A dick!

Now, try to get "A cock or a winky! A schlong or a Johnson! A dick!" outta your head — I can't! I even have my boyfriend singing it. Things could get pretty weird here tonight.

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