Comment of the Day: A Bass Named Mirena

AsIsOurWont wants the entire world to get in on the "IUD abortion machine":

Anyone not in on the IUD "abortion machine" party is really missing out. Why, you're aborting every month! ("IUD abortion machine" should be on the March Madness chart for the 80's) ("IUD Abortion Machine" is the name of my new girl-punk band)

I'm IN. I'm so in; I've already got a bass and I call her Mirena. ABORT ON!

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