When news of a fancypants, cosmopolitan European study about the imminent health dangers of using your stomach as a processed meats repository, you most likely reacted the same way you do to all breaking-news health reports: you panicked, impetuously removing all of the meat-stuffs from your fridge and tossing them into a bonfire, not realizing, of course, that the delicious smell of burning meat would send you into a carnivorous frenzy of regret. It was a dark time. You probably ate a lot of skinless chicken and tilapia.
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