March can be a cruel month, sulking on the precipice of spring but full of winter's leftover discharge, with little to speak for other than the promise of green beer and general sadness. March Madness is pretty much the only thing saving the entire month from being thrown off the calendar. So without any further delay, this is Jezebel's fourth annual March Madness tournament, wherein we completely ignore whatever is going on with the NCAA and focus instead on resolving greater cultural disputes. After tournaments revolving around Pie vs. Cake, Cats vs. Dogs and Sex vs. Chocolate, we've decided to battle, literally, for the decades: 80s vs. 90s.
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