Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Nearly Died During a MiscarriageS

During a very personal interview that the Mail's Sunday You magazine handles with surprising delicacy, Gwyneth Paltrow was asked whether she'd ever want to add another child to her cozy den of carbohydrate-free meals, yoga cocoons and Iron Man movies. Maybe, she said, but that near-death miscarriage experience has made her a little more hesitant. Wait, what??

My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am missing my third. I'm thinking about it.

‘But I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third. It didn't work out and I nearly died. So I am like, "Are we good here or should we go back and try again?"

Yeah, so that happened, apparently. The actress probably wouldn't even be considering another kid if it weren't for the Beyoncé's beatific motherhood, which, Paltrow said, makes her "very broody" about a third child. [Daily Mail]

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