Whoa. Whoa. Have you listened to Kelly Rowland's "Kisses Down Low"? When I first saw the title, I thought it would be some dumb song about how much she loves to give head to her boyfriend, but no — it's all about how much she loves to get head and it's awesome. For some reason, the thing that blogs are talking about is how the video is sort of reminiscent of Beyonce's "Countdown" (I can see a little Destiny's Child's "Say My Name" in there as well), but who cares? There's a song about cunnilingus on the Billboard Top 40. Finally, something to counter the billion songs that Flo Rida has written about blowjobs.