How many cautionary tales about texting nudie pixxx or elaborately written BDSM scenarios (e.g. I am zipped in2 a gimp suit, strapped in a chair w/ no seat, listening to oil the rubbery skin of a suitably-wide eggplant...) must we, collectively, be told around the Internet campfire before people in important public positions stop leaving written records of their sordid sexual lives for us prurient Internet perusers to happen upon? At least one more: a top executive at Hearst Corp. named Scott Sassa has been forced to resign his position as president of Entertainment and Syndication after a Los Angeles stripper he was sexting with on the regular concocted an ultimately unsuccessful extortion plot, proving that you don't need to actually be a sexting teenager to act like a sexting teenager.
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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