Rescue Cats Audition for Role in Broadway's Breakfast at Tiffany's

Cats might've been the longest running show in Broadway history, but it notably didn't feature even ONE actual cat. Disgusting!

Luckily, Breakfast at Tiffany's is back on Broadway, and in search of a male lead of the feline persuasion. The auditions are down to two superstar cats with a passion to perform. Or, er, with no passion to perform.

Don't you think they'd have better luck just zipping a cat costume onto a dog? Because, for real, good luck getting a cat to do anything a cat doesn't want to do. In front of an audience, no less! Everyone knows cats don't enjoy having their skills paraded about town like they're some sort of pet monkey. This cannot end well.

[NY Times]