Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage HersAnna Breslaw3/11/13 9:00amFiled to: Dirt BagJennifer Anistonjustin therouxAngelina JolieBrad PIttSelena GomezJustin bieberSarah Jessica ParkerLena dunhamGirlsThe carrie diariesBlythe DannerAmanda PeetAnnaSophia RobbElizabeth HasselbeckBrooke Shieldsjoy beharBarbara WaltersDavid BowieMick JaggerAdeleBeyonceJennifer LawrenceKris Humphrieskim kardashianOne directionHarry StylesShaniece nesbittVince nielElle MacPherson2582EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkAlthough Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.AdvertisementAs usual, Aniston is depicted one hair away from being the crazed nemesis of Brangelina, who are planning to wed in France just after the Cannes Film Festival ends in May.*"All that goodwill would go out the window if Brad's wedding date comes close to hers. Jennifer will see it as an attempt to upstage her and there will be a battle over Hollywood guests.She knows they will be judged on who had the better wedding by pulling in the biggest stars."To that end, I will now proceed to cut Matt LeBlanc in half the long way. The one who objects is the one who truly deserves him. [The Sun]Advertisement*Doesn't that sentence make you want to hock out a hairball? While Selena Gomez's little choreographed videos with her girls are kind of a silent-to-us dog whistle that only appeal to the Youngs (I sure as shit don't get why they exist), her newest one is set to a song with lines like: "Everybody knows your boyfriend is a douchebag." Does this have any special significance because her ex Justin Bieber has been acting like a douchebag? Let's unnecessarily parse this information about two strangers. :D?! "Selena has kept an eye on Justin in the news and just laughed and laughed. She doesn't give a s**t anymore. Justin is crazy and she doesn't want to be his mom anymore. She feels so free and loves hanging out with her girlfriends. He's weird and she doesn't find his behaviour hot or anything. She just wants a man who has his shit together, and not a weird boy... he's turned into exactly the kind of person she doesn't want to be with."Zzzzz. Sorry, what? [HuffPo]AdvertisementSponsoredMeanwhile, El Beebo cancels a concert in Portugal. [TMZ]GIF Like most of us, Sarah Jessica Parker and her bunions Couldn't Help But Wonder® why the crap The Carrie Diaries is even a thing.