If you watch this and don't feel joy in your heart for the world and everything in it, your punishment is to watch it 500 more times until you complete your transformation into pure evil. Clockwork Orange-yourself into an nonergonomic chair and staple your eyes open and watch this woman shake a tail feather.
She's the reason we're supposed to dance like everyone's watching. Or nobody's watching. Whatever, this is fucking wonderful, and I can't wait to be her.