Here's a puppy carrying his own leash, and following his buddy the wheelchair very closely. We all need a puppy like this: one who exercises himself and can easily follow you around, picking up crumbs from all the delicious cake you're consuming. It'll probably help if he can also learn to flush your cigarette butts in the toilet, because by the time you reach 120-years-old, you're gonna be running on a pack a day, whiskey sours, and fully loaded baked potatoes until the very end. Your puppy can't wait.