Here Are Your 2013 Oscar Winners

We did it; we made it through the show! Here's the people who got to take home a chocolate statuette AND the real deal.

And the winners are...

Best Picture:
Chris Terrio for Argo

Best Director:
Ang Lee for Life of Pi

Best Actor:
Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln

Best Actress:
Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook

Best Supporting Actor:
Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained

Best Supporting Actress:
Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables

Best Writing – Original Screenplay:
Quentin Tarantino for Django Unchained

Best Writing – Adapted Screenplay:
Argo

Best Animated Feature:
Mark Andrews and Brenda Chapman for Brave

Best Foreign Language Film:
Amour (Austria)

Best Documentary – Feature:
Malik Bendjelloul and Simon Chinn for Searching for Sugar Man

Best Live Action Short Film:
Curfew

Best Animated Short Film:
Paperman

Best Original Song:
"Skyfall" by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth

Best Production Design:
Rick Carter for Lincoln

Best Cinematography:
Claudio Miranda for Life of Pi

Best Makeup and Hairstyling:
Lisa Westcott and Julie Dartnell for Les Misérables

Best Costume Design:
Jacqueline Durran for Anna Karenina

Best Film Editing:
William Goldenberg for Argo

Congrats, rich and famous people!

(Also, did anyone figure out what Unicorn Apocalypse is?)