Ripped from the headlines of 2009, a Chris Brown and Rihanna plot line will finally appear on Law & Order: SVU. And I say finally not because this is something we've all been hoping for, but because I can't believe they had the self control to wait a full four years.

Here's the episode description:

Law and Order SVU 14x16 "Funny Valentine" - A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip hop star. ADA Barba (guest star Raul Esparza) works to build a case, but the victim refuses to aid the prosecution and, despite Detective Benson's (Mariska Hargitay) best efforts, continues to put herself in danger. The case quickly spirals into a media circus, perpetrated by both the defendant and his uncompromising attorney (guest star Tambor). Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins). Special appearances by Perez Hilton, Dave Navarro and Wendy Williams.

Special appearances by Perez Hilton, Dave Navarro and Wendy Williams. Special appearances by Perez Hilton, Dave Navarro and Wendy Williams? SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY PEREZ HILTON, DAVE NAVARRO AND WENDY WILLIAMS.

Law & Order SVU Is Doing An Episode About Chris Brown And Rihanna