Guy Fieri's New Menu Features His Big Balls Drenched in Cadillac Cream Sauce

Let this be a lesson to all of you — PURCHASE THOSE DOMAINS, PEOPLE. When you don't, you end up like Guy Fieri — serving your big balls with cadillac cream sauce. Many thanks to Bryan Mytko who bought the domain, and took it upon himself to put up this AMAZING new menu.

What do you think? Are you in the mood for flavor juice and 22 pound side salad? Because I'm pretty sure you're thinking "ROAD TRIP!"