Like a full-bodied Austrian wine and a hella sassy cheese, sometimes the best combinations are the most unexpected. Tonight, two big names stage a coup d'etat on your evening television schedule: First up, at 9, the intellectual, rather terrifying Austrian Django Unchained star Beyoncé appears on HBO in Life is But A Dream. Then, at 11:30, the robot-arm-wearing international diva Christoph Waltz hosts Saturday Night Live. And they're both married to Jay-Z. How weird is that?

No, but here are Christoph Waltz's surprisingly non-violent SNL promos (does anyone else find him incredibly sexy? Just me? Okay). And some suggestions about what finger foods to make during your Life Is But a Dream viewing party. Yay!