Well, here she is! The hour has come! America's favorite famous-baby is finally ready for you to gaze upon her adorable chubbiness and DESPAIR. Someone leaked a still of Beyonce holding Blue Ivy from the HBO documentary Life Is But a Dream, and the internets are abuzzing with face-analysis. Is she more Jay? Or is she Bey? I'm not really sure why you're bothering to ask, because OBVIOUSLY a mad scientist has hit Jay-Z with a shrink ray and he's probably riding around on an ant right now. Somebody get Rick Moranis on the phone.
It only took a year, but we finally see that baby ya'll! This afternoon Twitter blew up with pics of little 1-year-old Blue Ivy, taken from a still of Beyonce and Jay-z's baby girl in Bey's documentary, Life is But a Dream, which airs on HBO tomorrow. No one would ever doubt who this little cutie's parents are, as her upper half is the spitting image of mommy Baddie Bey and from the nose down she's all the Jigga man.
Question. Is that baby taking entourage applications. Because I do a hella good airplane-spoon. [MadameNoire]
Octo-Mom spent Valentine's Day stripping at a south Florida club, which apparently wasn't demoralizing enough on its own, so Radar took the opportunity to point out that she's gained weight. Classy, guys.
Nadya Suleman spent Valentine's Day by taking it almost all off (again), stripping at a packed south Florida nightclub.
Octo-Mom was in the first night of a three-night engagement at Ti's in West Palm Beach, reports Gossip Extra.
"That's how hard I'm trying to take care of my kids," she told a local radio show just before her striptease.
Take a look at pictures from Nadya's show. She's put on a considerable about of weight.
Her fans at Ti's didn't seem to care though and showered the mom of 14 with money during her "performance."
Frowny-face so big it blocks out the sun. [Radar]
Oh, I'm sorry, did you enjoy having your mind in one piece? TOO BAD, HOT-SHOT, because it is about to be blown by the knowledge that Taylor Swift looks exactly like a young Victor Hugo. [BuzzFeed]
- Minnie Driver is going to play the crazy mom in an American remake of About a Boy. [Telegraph]
- Short version: One of the Real Housewives got wasted and forgot where her 6-year-old kid was but didn't really give a shit because she was about to go fuck a dude on a plane. The other Real Housewives furrowed their brows as deeply as the 'tox would allow. [Radar]
- Knox and Vivienne go to the museum! [E!]
- Here are some before-and-afters on LeAnn Rimes's criminally janked-up grill, if you're into that sort of thing. [E!]
- Woman eats sand. [EW]
- Chris Brown dreams of simpler times. [MTV]
- Nicki Minaj and Madonna both showed their butts this week. In case you're the last person on earth who doesn't know Nicki Minaj and Madonna's butts better than you know your own. [E!]
- Paris Jackson got a haircut, continues to be hella beautiful. [E!]
- This click is the most important click you will click today. [Cheezburger]
- FRIDAY AFTERNOON DANCE PARTY CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP NEVER STOP. (Also, depressing YouTube comment of the day: "this was my favorite song when i was little." In related news, I am elderly.)