15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

The current trend in winter wear? Pillow collars. Sounds dreamy, right? Well, they might be. And they look like vulvas.

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

A hot pink vulva, giving birth to a disembodied head. (Nordstrom)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Some meaty labia. (Knoles Carter)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Irritated, red labia majora and labia minora. (Moncler)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Is that a silver clit? (Tahari)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

More soft folds. (Mackage)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Sometimes labia are brown. (Ashley Stewart, no relation)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Check out the way she's gripping the satiny lip. (Larry Levine)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

This collar's a little wrinkly, like real flesh. (Shoppingner)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Zipper clit? (Sears)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Textured! (Sears)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Wide-open and velvety. (Sears)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Tweedy. (Fashion Junkee)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

My, what a wide wingspan you have there. (Baby Phat)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

The world is your gynecologist!
(Arden B)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female GenitaliaS

Last, but not least: Of course Etsy can hook you up. Or could, at one time. It's been sold. (SophiaChristine)