15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

The current trend in winter wear? Pillow collars. Sounds dreamy, right? Well, they might be. And they look like vulvas.

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

A hot pink vulva, giving birth to a disembodied head. (Nordstrom)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Some meaty labia. (Knoles Carter)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Irritated, red labia majora and labia minora. (Moncler)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Is that a silver clit? (Tahari)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

More soft folds. (Mackage)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Sometimes labia are brown. (Ashley Stewart, no relation)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Check out the way she's gripping the satiny lip. (Larry Levine)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

This collar's a little wrinkly, like real flesh. (Shoppingner)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Zipper clit? (Sears)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Textured! (Sears)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Wide-open and velvety. (Sears)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Tweedy. (Fashion Junkee)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

My, what a wide wingspan you have there. (Baby Phat)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

The world is your gynecologist!
(Arden B)

15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

Last, but not least: Of course Etsy can hook you up. Or could, at one time. It's been sold. (SophiaChristine)