YayForSoup tells it like it really is when it comes to fragrant vulvas and being buried alive under a pile of books and critters.
1. Women live longer. Your vagina could smell like pecan pie, you're probably going to die alone anyway.
2. The answer to not dying alone isn't finding a man. It is adopting many cats. Sure they might eat your face after you're dead, but that's the price you pay for companionship.
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